orrator:

Norn and Charr alike are leaving their impoverished homesteads in greater numbers these days, in turn putting immigration policies for the lower Tyrian states back into question. While a larger percentage of the population are accepting of their distant cousins and willing to provide them with the means to survive, others worry that this will somehow affect the economy.

Local union member, Randy Hooktooth (Wall & Door 401), told The Orrator:

“I feel bad for these guys, but they can’t just waltz in here and expect to get work! We got plenty of able bodies already and don’t need them northerners to take our jobs. I mean, people like me built the Black Citadel… ain’t no foreigner gonna come in here and stink the place up. We gotta keep ‘em OUT!”

Randy then jumped on the back of a nearby dolyak and screamed “ASCALON!”

The dolyak refused to move, forcing Randy to hop off and walk home.

Poor Randy.