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RC GOLEMS TO GET SEQUEL

Despite negative reviews for the studio’s first title, Asura Workshop will be releasing a sequel to RC Golems. Titled RC Golems 2: The Goleming, the game looks to utilize new technology in order to make the golems more responsive, as well as add new offensive and defensive abilities. Not even children liked the first game, so it will be an uphill battle for this developer.

Look for the new tables to be installed at the Metrica Province Tech fair sometime this spring.

DANCE COMPETITION ENDS IN DISASTER

Three people are dead, dozens injured, after a dance competition was held in Lion’s Arch today. Early reports are that a charr warrior attempted a spin maneuver which led to the demise of nearby contestants. Event organizers have reported that next year’s competition will restrict the use of spiked armor.

PUBLIC INTOXICATION LEADS TO ARRESTS

A father/daughter brunch was interrupted this morning by two women droning on about the price of wine. When asked to leave, they refused and insisted that now is the best time to drink. Most children sat awestruck, while one could be heard asking, “daddy, why is mommy here?”